/lit/ - Literature

The Adventures Of Dee Pea, Slave Boy Roadie
Dee Pea was acting as Danz's unpaid roadie again, carrying heavy synthesizer equipment from the DanzVan to the stage in a small theater in a community college in Upstate New York that seated around 250 people. Dee Pea would do anything to be near his Danziebabbie, including humping 100 pounds of heavy solid state electronics at a time up onto a stage and setting it up to Danz's exacting standards.
Danz was sitting on the stage just watching and drinking beer as Dee Pea hauled the trunks and cases of equipment, clearly overexerting himself. She was drinking Schlitz tallboys out of a paper bag in an attempt to be even more of a hipster than those PBR drinking hipsters. In Danz's estimation, they were too mainstream, as was their beer. Danz had decided that Schlitz gave the perfect appearance of ironically slumming it. This was also a convenient choice for her, as Schlitz was cheap, and she'd been running short on money lately. Now that Covid restrictions had been lifted, she hoped she could start making some money again, even if the community college wasn't paying much. She was definitely saving even more money by using Dee Pea as her slave.
After Dee Pea had carried in the last of the synth equipment and locked the DanzVan and Danz had consumed the last of that sixpack of Schlitz tallboys, Danz approached him as he was opening one of the large trunks he'd carried in and sniffed the air, clearly wobbly and tipsy from three quarts of beer. "Something in here stinks," she said, looking right at Dea Pea.
"Yes, Mistress," Dee Pea replied, smelling nothing, but agreeing with her nonetheless. "What do you think it is?" he asked.
"I think it's coming from you!" Danz exclaimed, sniffing Dee Pea as he stood up and recoiling in an overly histrionic manner.
"Maybe it is," Dee Pea admitted. "I've been working pretty hard, and I'm sweating. Maybe I need a shower, Mistress."
"You certainly do, Dee Pea. You definitely do! You need to take one right now!"