/lit/ - Literature

If you do not read one of the following, i will find you, and proceed to beat the shit out of you, until you find the will to do so:

The Illuminatus Trilogy
The Call of Cthulhu (and other Weird Tales)
Life After God
Slaughterhouse 5

>mfw nas reads

>Graffiti on the wall, coulda ended in Spoffard, juvenile delinquent
But Pops gave me the right type'a tools to think with
Books to read, like X and stuff
'Cause the schools said the kids had dyslexia
In art class I was a compulsive sketcher of
Teachers in my homeroom, I drew pix to mess them up
'Cause none'a them would like my style
Read more books than the curriculum profile
>You don't wanna be my age and can't read and write
Begging different women for a place to sleep at night
Smart boys turn to men and do whatever they wish
If you believe you can achieve, then say it like this

>mfw

Guy read that '30 second philosophies' book in the bargain section of barnes and noble and decided to make a list about it.

>supporting capitalism

>mfw when I buy used books cheap that support owners of the store, while you support a fucking massive corporation by buying a kindle

>>1294801
do pushups or situps or something

500 of them

each

for a week straight


then maybe you wont be such a pussy

>>1277243
this is the TAA's gambit in a few greentext lines

>you know what really pisses me off?
>this
>rabble rabble
>i was molested as a child

"One day, I came upon a man urinating in a bus station. When I confronted him about his action, he turned to me, without stopping, and said:

'Keep in mind that the universe is in constant flux, nothing that occurs one moment has any relevance to anything else. Everything you believe, feel, or think is based on the false assumption that truth exists. Thus, you are free to do any action which brings you pleasure. That humanity feels restricted by morals is one of the funniest jokes i've ever heard.'

So I beat the shit out of him and took his wallet"
...-Principia Discordia

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