/lit/ - Literature

Hello, /lit/. Me and a few other Anons from /vst/ want to make a mod for the video game "Sid Meier's Civilization 5". The ideea of a mod would be that every board will get to be a civilization and shit. The point is that we want to make a thread like this on every board in order to ask people some questions.
Question nr.1: Who should be the leader of the /lit/ board? You can say some writers, some inside jokes, etc. that would fit /lit/ in a funny way
Question nr. 2 : What ability should /lit/ have? An ability is something that gives a board an advantege in game. For example, for /lit/ I was thinking of something like : "International storytelling - Get 20% more culture from culture buildings & have open-borders with everyone"
Question 3: What special unit should /lit/ have and what benefits would it have? This can be anything.
Also, if you want to see the original thread to get a better ideea of what were trying to do, >>>/vst/85046