/lit/ - Literature

>>16497560
https://youtu.be/BHHc5L23CmE

>21.9.20
>Dreams of narwhals impaling walruses with their tusks through the ice recently. Notifications blowing up. Must be a large order. Will check tomorrow.

>22.9.20
>"Every time 'Christmas' is mentioned before November, Santa executes an elf.'"

>2.10.20
>My 3D printing scheme worked flawlessly until I got into the customized Funko POP game.

>For the past eleven days Slackjawbreakers LLC's Etsy page has been inundated with orders for silver metallic Buddy the Elf Pops. Resin prices haven't been favorable since this Rebus of Wufu business started, but neither materials availability nor shipping have been interfering with the workflow; not even the sheer volume of orders backlogged is at issue here: the things are printing themselves completely unprompted. I wake up and there's more of them each morning -- some unpackaged, others tracking fresh resin stains across the tiles, all stacked against the door in formation and sufficient in numbers to obstruct entry to the printing room. Fulfillment should be completed in half the time at this rate, nocturnal printing machine elves notwithstanding.