/lit/ - Literature

Hip young Germanic Jesus in classical robes found to appear more realistic and connect "more prominent" to cliche notion of "a youth" in mind of addled elderly painter.

While a retired paper goods manufacturer speculated at the church spaghetti dinner/silent auction, where the painting failed to sell and was donated to the youth ministries, that a Semitic Jesus is the only way to deal with kids these days. Saying, "Look at that young punk, never got over the war and still running the biker gangs to this day. He needs a rougher Jesus, someone a bit more grotesquely Jewish and nomadic."

The inclusion of the word grotesque with reference to the possible atavistic features of the Jews caused Claudia Duet to roll the wheel chair of the gooodsman in to line for seconds, saying swiftly, in passing to Mr. Shreveport Zion who controlled most of the regions petroleum and natural gas distribution and his lovely wife, "You know he's not well. With the VA and everything. We are all so thankful for you helping us make tonight a success and the new park on Willow Ln."

"Not a thing to worry about my dear." Mr. Zion pulls a hundred thousand dollar bill out of his ~sinister~ pocket with his ~dexterous~ hand, along with a cigar, lights one and then the other and proclaims, "to death, destruction and the control of the media you mongoloid, half-enslaved, blue pilled idiots. To Zion and the general misery of all those lands which hold the diaspora against its home and God by its God!"

The End, a prophecy about that painting