/lit/ - Literature

What I want to know is why there is no rule 34 of the square and the sphere anywhere on the internet. Not even any fanfiction attempt at figuring out how interdimensional fucking would work.

First, you need to freeze it at -475° C in a refrigerator. Next, you'll need to soak it overnight in a mixture of lemon juice and milk to revitalize the pages. It's a little known fact that a tree's two favorite things are milk and lemon juice. Leave it out to dry overnight then serve on a large dish.

>>20294889
No i have my spitting dish that i dip my finger in, to avoid getting parched.