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>few years ago
>mother bought an oven
>oven has all these different modes and shit
>certain modes are used for cooking certain foods
>fucking confusing to use
>miss the old oven
>want to throw some curly fries in the oven
>she tells me I need it to put it in "Convect" mode because "itll cook the fries evenly"
>takes a fucking hour to cook
>fries arent cooked evenly at all
>few days later
>put curly fries in oven
>completely forgot what mode im supposed to set it in
>she asks me if I remember what mode to put it in
>I say yes
>accidentally call it Conservative mode
>she looks at me like im a fucking idiot
I hate technology.

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>hand who he could off done with