/lit/ - Literature

For me? Rupi

come now gentlemen, it's obvious that Kafka was simply bisexual

If you were going to be put in prison for 10 years and could only bring one book, what book would you take?

I was too busy in college stealing books without checking them out to actually talk to girls. I want a girl who reads things but I also graduated college 3 years ago. What do I do? Try to get into the local college library? Do people still read in the normie public library? How do I get high iq gf

>>19948031
Read the Wikipedia article or some shit. Watch the movie if it has one. Is this for a quiz or an essay? You can manage at least a c+ in the quiz if you do what I say. If it’s an essay don’t even bother reading anything, just come up with a random message, start writing it right now with some random thesis, mark out the places where you’ll put the quotes, then just a get a bunch of out of context quotes that fit the points you make in each paragraph.

I graduated may of 2020, and finished college by writing 3,000 words in 12 hours as my final trial, so I know what I’m saying.

I am more widely and deeply read than all of you, but that's not saying much considering that none of you read in the first place. You're all pseuds and midwits.

I'm to intelligent to believe Socrates

>tfw to intelligent to read books that don't line up with my political views
I wish I could be dumb. I am running out of things to read.

>>16362716
Quite so.

>>16321099
>Rising late, Flaubert would settle to his desk at 1pm, and remain there - engulfed in a dense nimbus of tobacco smoke

>>15958406
Chairetismoí the ethotic membrane of social excommunication by the power of the neurotic inferance of intrasubjective subrelations.

>>15926322
>tfw so philosophically advanced that hegel is plebeian to me now

>>15867201
Why yes, I highlight the word and my ebook brings up it's definition from the dictionary

>>14942326
>the moment you realize debt is a spook

>if god doesn't exist everything is permitted

>>14855783

I have. I own exactly 1120 books, 680 of them fiction. I've read only 12 of them desu.

poop

There isn't such a thing as an innate homosexual. Most homosexuals copulate with women too, this is a fact. If you girlfriend has a "gay" friend, she fucked him and in turn, cucked you. Exclusive homosexuality, which is rare, is the result of upbringing in an otherwise all female household which led to extinguishing the sexual response around the sisters and single mother. You cannot prove this post wrong because it is correct.

>>14628671

>Jordan Peterson
>Yuval Noah Harari
>George Orwell
>Malcolm Gladwell
>Steven Pinker

Don't want any minorities in my country. Get 'em all out. This is England, not Bongobongoland.

Current read: Capital Volumes One through Three
Favourite Author: Marx
Favourite Philosopher: Marx
Fetish: Intelligent women

>>14499192
Marx's Capital Volumes 1-3

Read Marx

>>14456954
Well, I decided to today.