/lit/ - Literature

>>8471176

New York scares me. I'm from suburbia. Canadian suburbia. I barely know how to ride the bus, it's pathetic but it's true. On the rare occasions I drink alcohol and can't drive my car I have to get my friends to coach me through it no pun intended. Once when the car was in the shop for it's yearly car check up I took the bus all by myself and I was very brave and nobody took pictures of me to put on tumblr.

I would almost rather take my chances with Compton than NY. At least it's still a suburb and I could have a garage and a lawn. It doesn't look that much worse than Surrey. And the houses in Compton are literally one tenth the price of houses in Vancouver. You can't argue with that kind of a deal. What could go wrong?