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>soijakism

>>18820975
>>DUDE i just LOVE the comfort and coziness of the suburbs, it’s so SAFE and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my 4BR 4.5B 1980s MDF-board McMansion that's identical to every other one in our SUBDIVISION, it’s got AN ABOVE-GROUND POOL and everything, we can crack open a nice Napa Cabernet or three and get crazy watching some Tucker on Fox! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Village Corners Plaza- listen here, right, it’s a STRIP MALL where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go SPEND OUR WAGIE SALARIES. BUT!!!! it’s also an CHIPOTLE like when we were kids, so we can eat awesome BURRITO BOWLS, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this sauvignon blanc and pop open another one!!!

>>18239302