/lit/ - Literature

>Attempting to flirt with guy at bar
>Start talking about mutual acquaintance from high school
>Me: "Oh yeah, I remember her. She was super religious. I used to tell her I was going to abort my first child and send her the fetus though the mail every art class." *Nervous laughter*
>Him "Oh, haha, small world."
>Got ghosted

Holy shit I suck at this.