/lit/ - Literature

Hero.

boys from tapping this HITHERTO untapped market. Think for a second. All you need
>shelf thread self-masturbatory bullshit
>a thesaurus
>one fucking white button up shirt and a collection of shitty old ties
>courage to look like a fag

Waldun has 100k subscribers on Youtube. How? He poses as an intellectual. He LOOKS smart.
Is there a greater collection of pseuds than /lit/? Are we doomed to obscurity because of our misguided belief in the mythos of the great misunderstood, tortured, anonymous artist?

Why not throw YOUR gauntlet in the ring? The market is all pseuds, teenage girls, and dilettantes. The only thing missing from Waldun is the real ELITISM of the ivy league boys he is aping; the kind of elitism that thrives on chan.

Anons, let my reddit spacing cringe you out. Embrace the cringe. If one of you does not do it I will. But I'd like to bring some of you with me. Why doesn't /lit/ hijack the NEO-BEAT movement from these pseuds with her OWN pretentious faggotry? Get paid to talk about books? No discernable talent is necessary. Only courage.