/lit/ - Literature

What's the point of reading if I can just listen to audiobooks?
Are you faggots just flexing how much you can torture yourself?

I don't watch porn often but when I do, it's almost always the most violent content that I can find - from the darkest parts of the dark web. I don't coom, or edge, or stroke; rather, I open multiple tabs on the media player, blue tooth my home theatre surround sound, and experience a god-tier symphony of screams, squeals, and squalls. Volume loud enough to disturb the entire neighborhood at 3:00 AM; bass deep enough to make each slap of those bouncing nut sacks resonate like the percussion section of the Phil harmonica, often similar to rumbling distant thunder.

And yes, I do have the 60 inch UHD display. Every grimace, every tear, every tortured look of shame and disgrace; all of it uploads to my brain and I enter the goon zone.

It's not long until the police arrive, banging on the door. But they have to retreat, call in the SWAT team, and pray that whatever orgy of violence they've stumbled upon hasn't escalated into a veritable genocide. Indeed, Captain Save a Hoe enters heroically into my dwelling, AR at the ready - trash trigger discipline - eager to kill my children and pets, only to find me there naked, wearing only my bullet proof vest.

>>19906509

It’s juicetice