/lit/ - Literature

>So I was browsing /lit/ the other nigh-- *laughter from audience*- Well FUCK you, you'd be browsing /lit/ too if you were a divorced alcoholic...*more laughter* anyways I was browsing /lit/ the other night and out of nowhere this pretentious little douchebag comes on and says "white girls live the same life as everyone else". Well CLEARLY this guy has never had a daughter. I mean just the other day we were having dinner and my daughter just spits out her spinach. That's spinach I worked 8 hours doing standup for and she just spits it out like "mweeeh". *audience chuckles* That's what she does she makes this faces and says "mweeeh" and just drools spinach all over her bib. And I was like FUCK YOU you little white slut. Other girls your age are getting their clits cut off and gangraped and you're complaining about spinach? *audience gasps* And she looks up to me and says "daddy? what's 'gangwaped?'" I said "you're gonna find out if you don't eat your goddamned spinach" *audience laughs uncomfortably* "Daddy has a loooot of black comedian friends"

jesus christ louie