/lit/ - Literature

"Do you like raping, Trenchcoat Man?"

"I do!" Said he, "because I can!"

"Tell me, sir, of all your schemes. Of all your wild raping dreams!"

"First I stalk and lay in wait. I like to contemplate her fate. She goes to bed, she needs her rest. But I slap my Willy on her chest.

"WAKE UP, SLAG! I'M HERE FOR YOU! I'M GONNA VIOLATE YOUR POO!"

"Fascinating, please tell me more. What else do you do with those whores?"

"I like to beat them with my shoes. Their roastie cunts resemble wads of used up Big League Chew. I like to rape them with crowbars, I like to rape them with toy cars! So many holes for things to stick, but Reddit thinks my jokes are sick."