/lit/ - Literature

>>2702898
>never amount to anything.

>He's already a University professor

>>2367830
But I think we can relate this phenomenon particularly to females. I find that I get bros to stick around by being open, honest, and sincere. I find that I get women to lust after me by being dishonest, brooding, and sardonic.

I would happily accept your rebuttal (which I'll assume will be the classic--"I think that's just you. You must be boring/ugly," but I assure you that I'm neither. We must always keep in mind that when guys complain about "typical female behaviour," they're often complaining about the behaviour of the typical hot slut. I don't treat the girls that I sincerely respect as fellow intellectuals like shit, but I also don't want to stick my dick into em'. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>2300730
Leisure time is a necessary condition for literacy, but not a sufficient one. You're arguing with people because you don't understand this distinction. The only points we need to address are your intellectual failures.

>>2225803
You liked listening to those idiots? I ranked easily 10% higher than the closest student in my University lit classes, and this was in one of the top 3 Canadian Universities.

Book clubs were where my English major girlfriends went to gossip and talk about their boyfriends. The ones who enjoyed reading read books by themselves. When they finished, they picked up another book.

>mfw my lit major girlfriend last year sadly confessed to me that she didn't read very much

>>2218557
errrrrrrrrrrr how many American English majors speak fluent Mandarin and Cantonese?

Not as many as there are Chinese English majors who are trilingual. Sorry, bro. America loses again.

>>1984463
>It was a novel first
And?
Resident evil was a game first. Would you call the novelisations video games, or novels?
Answer, the latter. So yeah. IT'S STILL A COMIC.

>>1529016
>If you don't use this you have no soul.
>Piece of Ship

Or, if he doesn't use it, he must be older than 15. Wordplay on vulgarities is for the kind of people who watch family guy.