/lit/ - Literature

>>16639313
his son was a tranny you don't have a tranny kid without having the gay gene yourself
>>16639330
that's dumb idk like
i think exp w real women gives u a taste for what kind of pussy and women u like
like uhhh if u like chocolate icecream
then see ice cream made w dog shit and people say its chocolate
u can be like "no its not i know what chocolate is" but with gay sex its like you never had ice cream before if that makes sense
>>16639332
23
>>16639334
>>16639340
idk ok
i wanted to be smarter
>>16639339
no it was gentle but it still felt wrong and like i was being raped mentally
>>16639341
AAAAAAAA
>>16639342
i want to fucking die
>>16639350
>>16639353
fuck my life
>>16639355
:c

>>15755895
Of course they're fucking bots you insufferable killjoy. Can't you let us at least have these few sweet hours wading in the blissful illusion of a blessed thread? Are we not allowed a moments respite from endless fucking wojak posting? I bet you're the kind of cunt that sits there with a raging fucking stiffy at the idea of telling children Santa isn't real.

REPLY YOU MORONS

>hey what are you reading
>what is it about

MOM CAUGHT ME FAPPING AGAIN REEEEEE WHEN WILL SHE LEARN TO KNOCK REEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS MY THREAD NOW, COMFORT ME /LIT/

>discussing my complaints about a book
>"You just don't understand it, Anon"

These people deserve death

For some reason I just hate reading The New Yorker or The New York Times or Harper. Every piece their reporters write just comes across as extremely tryhard-ish in an imbecile kinda way.

>He summoned Alex, and they collaborated in whipping up a warm grappa sabayon to pour over it. In the dining room, the lights were dim. Nancy, Emma, and Hope talked over the sound of whisks. When Kronman and Alex returned, there was applause. Kronman placed the cake on the table and, smiling, served it.

Look at this excerpt. This use of punctuation and prose-rhythm is the same in all of their articles, no matter who wrote them. What is this? Why do they use periods so deliberately? It makes me want to choke myself.

I can't say that I'm mad that kids are writing, but a bestseller? Seriously? This honestly feels like a grab to get views and clicks more than a legitimately good book. But maybe i'm wrong- what do you guys think?
Also, MSN lul

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peopleandplaces/8-year-old-writes-best-seller/vi-BBydtLU?ocid=spartanntp

>words

>tfw someone pronounces Don Quixote "Don Kua-Sotte"

The Third Policeman was due on the 31st of January return it now you fucking thief

>>8962915
noRMIE

>>8461444
>Chadwick
>Chad
No fucking thanks.

>i.e. isn't an abbreviation for "in example"

>book has at least two women in it who talk to each other about something besides a man

>>6975566

>3 months

Oh my sweet Jesus. If you're not a troll and want to educate yourself, https://wizchan.org/

Get on the non-Chad level of the male psyche. There's a lot of pain that you may not be aware of. But, with you being a female, men that aren't Chad are invisible to you.