/lit/ - Literature

>>4553931

>muh jowls

Why did postmodernism die, /lit/?

>>3037329

You are Harold Bloom. After a long and tiring day spent lecturing at a conference being held in London on Don Delillo and Shakespeare, you saunter back to your hotel, strolling happily beside the Thames as the evening cool and quiet descends upon London. Just as you notice Stephen King jogging by off in the distance out of the corner of your eye, you slip on a puddle and fall and lodge your right buttcheek firmly into a drain cover. You have two options:

A. Call over to Stephen King for help.

B. Saw off your right buttcheek with a dull plastic knife that you swiped from the catering table at the conference.

WHAT

DO

YOU

DO

"My favorite viewing, and this is the first time I have ever admitted it to anyone, but what I love to do, when I don’t watch evangelicals, when I can’t read or write and can’t go out walking, and don’t want to just tear my hair and destroy myself, I put on, here in New Haven, cable channel thirteen and I watch rock television endlessly. As a sheer revelation of the American religion it’s overwhelming. Yes, I like to watch the dancing girls too. The sex part of it is fine. Occasionally it’s musically interesting, but you know, ninety-nine out of a hundred groups are just bilge. And there hasn’t been any good American rock since, alas, The Band disbanded. I watch MTV endlessly, my dear, because what is going on there, not just in the lyrics but in its whole ambience, is the real vision of what the country needs and desires. "

ITT /lit/ writers and the /co/mic books they should write

Pic related, it's the new editor-in-chief of Wizard magazine

>>1484640
That's kind of upsetting, now that you mention it.