/lit/ - Literature

>>23212656
Based. jokes about shit piss and vomit are high IQ and Rabelais was a genius.

"CHAPTER XIII: How Gargantua's wonderful understanding became known to his father Grangousier, by the invention of a torchecul or wipebreech."

https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/Gargantua/Chapter_XIII

imagine calling someone a genius after listening him talking about the best way to wipe one‘s ass for five minutes.
have we been cucked by modern times bros?

Rabelais' complete works
Lot of good wine and a huge cassoulet
If I'm going, might as well go with a good old fashioned fart. I'd hold them back until the end, so that I'd only fart at the exact moment of my death, I'd also pay a guard present at the execution to say "his spirit is leaving his body" as I let off my last fart. I'd do a lot of bad pun prior to that, like when they come to take me I'll tell them "where have you beans? and where are going friends? I hope it isn't too fart". I'll wink at each pun and try to touch the guards asses to make them awkward.