/lit/ - Literature

Scientology was created so that L Ron Hubbard could get rich by being the top dog of an enlightenment pyramid scheme.

Objectivity was created so that Ayn Rand could get famous and have "followers" in her pseudo-philosophy promoting greed and narcissism.

>>3894123
>The Cools Brothers

I'm going to pretend every character is wearing aviators and you should too.

>PICTURA PERIDONEA: EGO ET LUPA MEA

>mfw Akinator thinks I'm Sisyphus (a king cursed to roll a boulder up a hill repeatedly forever)

it's hilarious and depressing at the same time

My favorite porn stars are Dusty Bazongas, Sandy Duncan, Crystal Titillations, and Frank Smegma.

Who are yours?

They should call him... Ansehole!

>>2484435
That nigga right there.
Libertarianism without the money side of it is fucking great.

ITT: post your favorite five books

Mine are:
>Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban
>Shoplifting from American Apparel
>To Kill a Mockingbird
>Twilight
>War and Peace

>>2049971
>philosophy major

Yes, I would like fries with that.

rollin

How do you like my opening sentence, OP?

The pretty bubble gum pink colored flowers sniffed delightedly at the warm and ebbing currents of zephyrs while yellow and black fuzzed wasps stung their prickly and venomous stingers through hazy sticky cloudy snuffy pools of pollen.

Bye bye, brownbear.

>>1434494
It IS a novelization, fucking deal with it.

>>1312736
>mfw it's all downhill after 21st Century Schizoid man

>>1288842
Something non-sexual and silly?

I picked the six at random from my list. Only one person listed any books. Here is his:

The Dark Matter Trilogy, Lord Of The Rings, Wilbur Smith, A Brief History of Nearly Everything

Fuck yeh New Zealand, land of the unread! :D

>mfw I don't actually care; I'm drunk and will forget what I posted in this thread.

P.S. Here is a lyric I made up just now

Wine wine wine,
This shit is divine.

>>1222338
Fuck yeh on Q3, was definitely my second choice.
>"People say it's good, I should give it a go"
>Join server with default settings
>OH GOD WHY ARE THEY MOVING SO FAST.
>WTF I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET THAT HEALTH PACK
>DID THAT GUY JUST PING OFF 6 WALLS IN A ROW?!
>FUCK THIS SHIT IM GOING BACK TO MW2

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OH GOD

>Tom Cruise is being considered for the lead of the Guillermo del Toro-directed, James Cameron-produced adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft 's At the Mountains of Madness. I didn't know Cthulhu himself was actually going to be involved in the film's casting, but it makes sense. Seeing Cruise star in what will likely be the only big-budget Lovecraft movie of our lifetimes will certainly reduce me to gibbering insanity.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2010/09/02/mcavoy-and-cruise-desired-for-at-the-mountains-of-madness/

>>1090601
now you're thinking outside the box

>>971880

>take various pictures
>arbitrarily label them in a way that supports your viewpoint
>great success

>>862145
>Honest hard-working caucasians give negros a chance to make a buck.
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>mf when no more world cups on african soil.

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>>779167

>in their right mind

Key phrase.