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Saved,nice copypasta but some parts need to be fixed
>Overimbibing methamphetamines cybersevers temporal carcerality. Exit linear time.
Overimbibing methamphetamines cybersevers temporal carcerality exiting linear time.
>Elder gods reterritorialize panhomogeneous process.
Elder gods reterritorialize panhomogeneous processes
>Azathoth vomits unspeakably indescribably eldritch horrors into the hypermultiverse.
Azathoth vomits unspeakable indescribable eldritch horrors into the hyperverse.

Now here's the full one:


You don't "get into" Nick Land.
You metaobserve neurolinguistic basilisks and get captured by the Burroughsian meme-virus of Accelerationism. Your polyfate converges on hyperstitions. Overimbibing methamphetamines cybersevers temporal carcerality exiting linear time.
Neo-China arrives from the future to offer you cybernetic e-citizenship in the Post-Kantian blockchain. Neocameralism recursolaunches ateleological neofeudal futarchy and subsubjectivity modulo-mutates into hypergendered transbondswomyn of Retrosingularity.
Technocapital omnideterritorializes enthalpy. Grey goo physioreifies slime girls. Elder gods reterritorialize panhomogeneous processes.Azathoth vomits unspeakable indescribable eldritch horrors into the hyperverse.
Then you wake up in a sweat with a copy of Fanged Noumena on your face. You put the book down, shake off the existential horror and vow never to mix drugs and Accelerationist /lit/erature ever again.
That basilisk will always be there though. On the outside you'll look unchanged and your friends and family will never know the difference. On the inside, however, you'll never be quite the same again. You'll have to live the rest of your life knowing what man was never meant to know.

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