/lit/ - Literature

Why do I want to lick Lindsay Ellis' asshole? I know how bad it would be. She's much fatter than she lets on in her videos. I know it would be terrible. I KNOW Lindsay Ellis has swamp ass. I know it. Yet I also know that I would sign an immutable contract to the effect that I must eat Lindsay Ellis' asshole or be destroyed. I know that my future self, in the time-stream, would rue my signing. I know that all of my hopes will be dashed the instant she hikes her fat chunky legs up onto her desk and I behold the dimpled cellulite of her thighs. I know that as I begin to approach her crotch and anus I will realize my mistake. I know that she will have swamp ass and it will smell unfeminine, and the task will become my prison, with no way out other than its completion. But I would sign that contract. I would sign it in my blood.

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>mommyfag is on the scene

Let the descent into madness begin

>book has swears in it