/lit/ - Literature

Give me the damn microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you entitled ass Off-Topic pieces of trash running your damn mouths.
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Every single day, I see 'em!
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Bots!
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BLACKED posters!
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R9K defeatists!
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Lookism baiters!
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Feelsposting carcasses!
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Vegan and Carnivore posters!
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And worst of all, Discord trannies!
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So I tell you what I'm'on do, you sum'bitches!
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I'm gonna take my mouse,
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I'm gonna click on the post number,
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I'm gonna click on the reply box,
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And I'm gonna type in the reply box!
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I said I'm gonna type in the god damn reply box!
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I'm gonna call you a nigger!
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A pavement ape!
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A porch monkey!
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A no good son-of-a-sheboon!
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An auto-zone-burning, store-looting, low-life piece of subhuman trash!
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I'm gonna [CENSORED]
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I'm gonna [CENSORED]
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And then I'm gonna solve the captcha,
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The one with the fire hydrants,
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The one with the traffic lights,
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The one with the bicycles,
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The one with the cars,
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The one with the buses,
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The one with the CROSSWALKS!
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I'm gonna click Post!
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I said I'm gonna click Post!
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I'm gonna make everyone [CENSORED]
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I'm gonna [CENSORED]
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I'm gonna hide the thread!
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And then I'm gonna do it again the moment I see one,
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,
>'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO