/lit/ - Literature

Shits going to be a lot more expensive. A gallon of milk will be like $12.

>>10945582
Find examples that other people have deemed good, then imitate.

No one who has ever been in a sword battle (or ridden a dragon) has ever written about it. Also, go out and get laid. Lowered standards are your friend. Consensual sex is what life's about. Don't waste it.

Reading speed is /lit/'s dick size. No one cares.

You should be able to read about a page a minute. Slower if the work is dense. Faster if it's something familiar or easy.

So assuming you're an average English Lit student, after you finish smoking weed, jerking off to your half-sister's instagram, and posing on the lawn for no one, that leaves about twenty minutes to actually read each day.

17.5 pages

>>10009206
Reading fast is bullshit. Humans read at about 200-300 words per minute. That's about a page a minute. But seriously, why the rush? Do you watch movies on fast forward? Do you jerk your tiny dick extra fast so you can get in more masturbation every day? Chew your food, man.

A 300 hundred page book might take me a week or two to read, depending on how difficult it is. I read about 20 books a year. Parts of more. I'm pretty well read. You just don't get there in a day.

Also, audiobooks help. An art form in their own right.

>>9015384

I can smell your huge cock when I open the bag of Bugles.

>>8957505
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>>8946850
>what can I expect if I sign up for some literature/ philosophy classes at my local community college

If you do that, you've given up on the NEET life. So soon, OP? What's next? Buying your own Jergens lotion? Paying(!) for porn? SMDH.