/lit/ - Literature

I hate my life. I decided to go back to college after being a tradenigger for a few years. I thought it'd be cool, but I'm still a lonely sumbitch, still no social life. I wish I had the balls to just kill myself. There's a lot of people out there who would kill to be me. Maybe they'd do a better job at being me, I don't know. Anyway, what I'd do if I wasn't such a pussy is buy a pistol and a motorcycle and ride back to [redacted] and go to the [redacted] hotel for a sumptuous last meal, then shoot myself through the medulla oblongata right outside.

My family would be devastated but they'd understand I think. I have a couple of good friends from the old place but they don't need me. My life so far has been characterized by an inability to develop relationships with other people so I think I am justified in doing it.

>>19113350
Cringe. Here's one I wrote. I'm currently on a little three-day vacation from /tv/ which is why I'm here.
~An Ode to Hunter Schafer~

She's a cute and comely damsel
So in rhyme I will indulge
She's the queen of /tv/
a dreamgirl pixie
with a dainty little bulge

I post in threads about her
That the janitor forbids
He does it for free
but that won't stop me
I want her to have my kids

some say that isn't possible
I'm pretty sure they're lying
Even so, it wouldn't be
because of lack of trying

A fair and lovely maiden
as delicate as a wafer
I want
I need
to feed my seed
into Hunter Schafer