/lit/ - Literature

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The debate begins with Biden struggling to his feet. Trump, wasting no time, begins the assault -- He asks Biden why he never sat next to him on the plane trip to Epstein island? He had 15 chances. Biden -- predictably struggling to comprehend the situation he finds himself in -- fires back with the words, "Hot dog" then responds to his own response by muttering ...."Golden Retriever". Trump -- feeling threatened by this man's command of the language -- retorts, "Look at you! You think you have all of the best words now? I'll tell you something, I invented ALL of the words…even the BEST word….The N-WORD!" Biden pauses for a moment. The corners of his mouth begin to rise to create what some would call a 'smile'. In a swift, decisive motion he unveils his secret weapon -- A copy of the 'Art of the Deal'. The verbally abusive crowd was now silent. So quiet, you could almost hear Ruth Ginsburg burning in Hell. Trump was now on the defensive. He failed to remember one of the key axioms of the Republican party doctrine. That axiom was simple..."Reading is gay". There is no way the party would accept a reader like him. Or so he thought. The silence of the audience was mistaken by Biden and Trump as a sign of disappointment when, in fact, they simply did not recognize what Biden was holding -- This was the first time they had actually seen a book. Biden's brilliant plan had failed and subsequently the debate was over. The Republican candidate from the overwhelmingly Democratic state of New York had won. Defeated, Biden sheepishly approaches Trump, shakes his hand then whispers into his ear, "I'll see you on the plane tomorrow."