/lit/ - Literature

I need money so very badly. Every job (even the bottom barrel ones with little requirements) won't hire. Damn.

How the heck do you guys read? By this, I mean positioning yourself and the book. I find myself frequently adjusting my position and my book out of constant discomfort.
>inb4 ONIONS

>likes to say no fap is pseudoscientific, but secretly likes to entertain the idea of it solving all of his problems
>has long since stopped playing the instrument he learnt as a child and was once passionate about
>thinks sitting at home all day reading classics is a valid excuse not to get a job
>has tried and given up learning to code over 10 times
>doesn't actually enjoy listening to music or reading anymore but does it out of habit and as means of distraction.
>regularly walks to the supermarket not out of necessity, but because it's something to do.

>>11762728
>no qt Portuguese gf to read Pessoa with

>>11732640
>had to have had

Are there any good erotic books or novels meant for guys? Or is it all just shit that's written for roasties?

>utterly burnt out from so much reading
>still crave the pseud cred

What do I do /lit/? audiobooks?