/lit/ - Literature

>Write the best fiction books ever
Why do we hate him again?

Has he made it bros? Can we consider him part of the canon?

Seeing as it never coming out, what would be good alternatives for his style of fantasy? Only completed serieses please, not trying to have my heart broken twice.

daily reminder that the story of Christ, the story that defines our civilization begins with TAXES. Joseph and Mary have to go to Bethlehem to pay their taxes to Augustus. The writers of the greatest work of literature in world history know how important laying out tax policy is in their works.

Tolkien is a HACK

He doesn't write about the tax policies either though

*describes the food*

>>8891337
Fear not, friend! The tradition lives on! Why, the torch is carried by such exemplary writers as Patrick Rothfuss and George R.R. Martin!!1!

What's his problem?

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

WILL WINTER EVER COME

http://www.johnjosephadams.com/the-living-dead/free-stories-excerpts/meathouse-man-by-george-r-r-martin/

This is a man who's won awards for his writing. This is a man who's considered a professional editor. But just look at that fucking prose. The punctuation is so off that it actually hurts to read it, and yet he's considered a professional.

Why the fuck has the art of writing degraded to this?

"Daenerys squatted, unleasing a hot, brown torrent all over her dainty bare feet"

(unzips, masturbates, self-loathing, sandwich, returns to writing)

"Daenerys squatted, releas..."

(unzips, masturbates, can't ejaculate, self-loathing, tries again, beer, football, returns to writing)

"Steel tore through Sansa's chest, cold metal slicing her developing breasts with erect, pink nipples"

(unzips, masturbates, hurts, tries a buttplug, breaks down weeping, crank calls Straczynski to gloat, returns to writing)

"Bran cried as Hodor entered him. 'Please, stop! My tight little asshole can't take any more!' The brute grunted, 'Hodor'."

(zipper clogged with semen, penis remains limp, stares out the window reflecting upon what has become of his life)

>>7531139

The TV show is going to wrap up A Song of Ice and Fire long before GRRM finishes A Dream of Spring.

Are you still going to be interested in the books?

Post some of his finest "nasties"
>"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast."
>"The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."

other Authors with dank "nasties" are welcome

>>6753733
What are you? Hart Crane? Go jump off a bridge.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

Wish I could squeeze out mediocre fiction and be rewarded with millions because highschool politics projected into a medieval setting and machiavellianism are such broadly appealing themes.

Dear George,

Pull your fucking typewriter out of your ass and start fucking typing.

>>5956563
>>5956555
Thats right anon, I own everything to do with feudalism

Hey, guys! What's going on?

What does /lit/ think of George R.R Martin and his books?