/lit/ - Literature

>creative writing class
>applied for shits and giggles
>first assignment, I hand in a chapter of The Great Gatsby
>get a D
>start shit up, ask why
>expect "it's not your work, but D for bravery"
>get "not very interesting, metaphors are meaningless and illogical, dialog is unrealistic"
>mfw he hasn't read Gatsby
>next assignment, pushing my luck, hand in the last chapter of Norwegian Wood
>no way he hasn't read it
>get an A
>WAT
>hand in 6 more such "works", get B's and A's
>everyone else knows, keeps quiet
>one butthurt asshole with a failing grade snaps and snitches on me in front of the class
>teacher obviously dumbfounded, but tries to play it cool
>"I know, I knew all along. a brilliant example of the post and post-post-modern"
>WAT
>everyone's pissed at... ME?