/lit/ - Literature

>>14023340
Oh no i won't get to date an ugly 50 year old tranny who spends all his time posting on 4chan and getting angry over literal teenagers. Better kill myself

>>13585845
>walking away from the ugly pseud who smiled at me
>he gets up and runs up to me
>fucksake.retard
>"Hey I noticed you didn't smile back. You know people have said I have a calming handsome face. So I thought maybe you just had to see it up close."
>Now that he got close to me I realize how fucking ugly this guy was
>weak chin, no jaw line, his greasy hair's receding and his long nose made his harry potter replica glasses look even stupider with his harry potter scarf
>"Is that all you had to say?" I ask
>He visibly recoils at my resistance
>I start to walk away
>he trails behind me clenching his limited edition copy of Harry Potter
>"Y-you know p-p-people have said I have a calming handsome fa-"
>I interrupt him and call him an idiot and tell him to fucking leave alone
>He shits his pants in vexation
>"I'm n-n-not a re-re-r-ret-retard. I read Harry Potter which isn't YA garbage that you probably r-read"
>He starts tugging at his reddit brand shirt since he's dripping in sweat, made worse by the fact he's wearing a scarf and cloak in summer.
>I start to genuinely feel bad since he's clearly mentally disabled
>I open my mouth to apologize but before I get a chance to say anything he pulls a muddy stick out of his fanny pack
>"WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!! WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!! GO AWAY GO AWAY, JUST BECAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU AND MORE HANDSOME AND AND-"
>He's stuttering and slurring his words and spitting an awful lot as chunks of food lodged in his gnarled brownish teeth fly loose
>He's making such a large scene people are starting to gather
>my cue to leave
>turn around and see him on the floor covering in shit yelling magic spells and saying "r/whoosh" over and over again, grinning like an idiot with tears and snot running down his face
>day ruined even more