/lit/ - Literature

here's my suicide note:
1. find 20 or so different suicide passages/notes/books/whatever
2. compile all of these things together in a neat fashion
3. lift the author's names off and put my own on the cover
3.1. make sure the cover is a photostock picture of a businessman who's happy or doing some dumb shit. The font, you ask? Comic Con San in rainbow
4. while organizing it, hide my actual note and will in it while ensuring its as jumbled as possible
now here's where it gets cool
5. leave a vague ass anecdote referring to a treasure map
6. the suicide notes have pieces of maps scattered through-out the 1000+ page book
7. relatives and loved ones put together the map and follow it to the marked spot
7.1 dig a hole in to-fuckwhereamI-peka, Kansas with a giant grave stone on it
7.2 throw a bunch of baby shoes in it, along with various pillows, guns, lube, bags of chicken skin, and 50 2 liter bottles of Jolt or something REALLY energizing
8. my gravestone will have the date I killed myself on and the quote "I'll be back soon enough"
9. die
10. ????
11. hilarity ensures.


im an asshole but thats how I want my suicide note to be
my actual suicide method is gonna be like
fucking prostitutes raw and drinking a shit ton of liquor and then proceeding to kill myself while getting my dick rode


I require a small loan of a million dollars, Ronald Rump.