/lit/ - Literature

>>10252247
ask if she knows if that german shepherd statue on the book shelf is for sale and pretend not to notice that her dress is really short but ask instead if she isn't cold and spill my spaghetti everywhere before i get the chance to touch her hand and feel her thigh and squeeze her boob through the fabric and grab her panty clad butt cheek and say i'm sorry i just wanted to fuck and her hair smells nice and her skin is smooth and soft and silky

Dear Miss Kitty,
I know you're a really fuckable petite sex magnet, but let's put that out of the way for a while and focus on the issue at hand, the point being that there is already plenty of common masturbation material out there, but only one you that I know of, and it seems that what I need and crave the most right now is the one-of-a-kind kinky female mind encased in your funny sex addled brain.
And your blunt honesty.
Then, please would you be so kind as to somehow get in touch with me in order to partake in some sort of bout of creative writting? That would be so rad.

tl;dr i want my qt3.14 /lit/ waifu back

Dear Miss Kitty,
I know you're a really fuckable petite sex magnet, but let's put that out of the way for a while and focus on the issue at hand, the point being that there is already plenty of common masturbation material out there, but only one you that I know of, and it seems that what I need and crave the most right now is the one-of-a-kind kinky female mind encased in your funny sex addled brain.
And your blunt honesty.
Then, please would you be so kind as to somehow get in touch with me in order to partake in some sort of bout of creative writting? That would be so rad.

tl;dr i want my qt3.14 /lit/ waifu back