/lit/ - Literature

>>21874337

John talk lidat cuz dat Guy like do real plenny good kine stuff, an he do um fo all us guys erytime. Moses wen give oua ancesta guys da Rules From God. Den Jesus Christ, God Spesho Guy, he do plenny good stuff fo us, an eryting he tell us bout God, stay fo real. No mo nobody wen see God fo real kine. But ony dat Guy wen see um. No mo anodda guy jalike him cuz he God too. No mo nobody stay mo tight wit his Faddah den him. He da One dat wen show how God stay.

Da Jesus Book is even more based

https://ebible.org/study/?w1=bible&t1=local%3AhwcNT&v1=MT1_1

>>20203100
Da Jesus Book

https://ebible.org/study/?w1=bible&t1=local%3AhwcNT&v1=MT1_1

Da Jesus Book is the best Bible translation

https://ebible.org/study/?w1=bible&t1=local%3AhwcNT&v1=MT1_1

>>20080114
Da Jesus Book is basically the Bible in Ebonics

https://ebible.org/study/?w1=bible&t1=local%3AhwcNT&v1=MT1_1

I honestly can't believe this book exists, it is retarded on a surreal level. The whole thing is right here, pick any random page and see for yourself.

https://ebible.org/study/?w1=bible&t1=local%3AhwcNT&v1=MT1_1

>>18230471
Sounds like you are taking things from an insipid basic pre established thesis and applying it to a vague abstaction and are getting annoyed that they dont match up one to one.
>turn the other cheek
isnt even a commandment, it was a point of wisdom in a specific context you can learn from.

Thats like taking "So above as bellow" and getting annoyed the earth isnt made up of air, but earth. Taking a sentiment and being myopic about it, but not so myopic that you then reduce things to philosophical expressions that make their own kind of perspectual sense. or
>History repeats itself
and going
>Durrr, Rome didnt have ak47's so thats fucking fake.
You are talking about the letter of a law rather than its spirit and how that spirit has been interpreted and changed in context.

>>16483542
>Ebonics version
Da time wen eryting had start, God wen make da sky an da world. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.