/lit/ - Literature

>>9619715
>be me
>sit on train
>random girl enters
>asks me if she can shit opposite of me
>meh, sure
>7/10, don't really care for her
>accidentally make eye contact
>don't be a little bitch about it
>ask her where she's going to
>some neat little conversation develops
>she offers me some of her fruits she's eating
>in between some random beta sperg adds her on Whatsapp
>girl is displeased
>we laugh about the beta bitch boy
>train reaches her destination
>Gosh anon, I really liked talking to you
>could make a move
>don't make a move
>I have a gf

You little bitchbois will never know how it feels to be a chad.

>tfw live in Chicago and looking forward to Michael Phillips' informed and witty review

Must suck to deal with shit-tier movie reviewers