/lit/ - Literature

is dabed coperfeld gud
is the onle oen i hav

>living in a shithole with no welfare
how do I into NEEThood
are there any countries that give welfare to non-citizen immigrants?

I've been getting NEET experience working on my NEET resume for years, and still I didn't get any NEETbux out of it. I've NEETed both short-term and long-term, full-time and part-time, and in many different fields. I've accomplished nothing many times over by now, one would think it would count for something. Any tips from experienced NEETs here on how to impress a prospective NEETployer?

>>13439159
gib poofu

I'm not a weird fag for wanting a typewriter right?

>>12885712
>tfw too dumb to learn Sanskrit

>>12732742
I'm neet.

>why yes I've read all the classics The Illiad, Paradise Lost, Shakespeare

you know these are meant to be heard not read right?

I really want to go to university but I dropped out of high school in 2015 and haven't really had any further education.

What can I do to maximise my odds of getting in uni in 2020? I also can't get over the fact that I'll be 22 if I start in 2020.

I made a huge mistake by saying some /pol/fags were here.
Please go back to your own board so I can have my comfy Wallace thread.

>>11737274
>and hate u
whye fren?

>>11528481
me to

I only write down if I went outside and where I went, how my anxiety levels were and how much alcohol and cigarettes I consumed.

I'm trying to dehermit myself but it's hard work.

>>11278695
>Dude i'm on 3 weeks no fap.

How is that possible. I can't even get past one week

>>11239592
this

>>11186046
>Only thing keeping me going is I know my parents wouldn’t make it if I killed myself.

tell me about it desu

>>11125712
>not living the based friendless NEET loser comfy life
normie pleb

>>11038188
no, i never have any pleasant interactions

>tfw there are more books than you could ever read in your entire lifetime, even if you prioritize only the best of the best
How to combat this feel?

>>10990434
Good god that's me. For how long have you been here?
I just want a break dude, and I managed to do it for two weeks or so, but eventually I came back because real people are fucking insufferable. At this point in time I'm more likely to whore myself for (You)s than money.
I'm always exhausted from non stop browsing, it's like my head is always about to explode and my eyes are always tired. My energy is constantly sapped, and I lost the capacity to concentrate meaningfully on anything else.

Plz send help.
Or hold me anons.

>>10961403

>>10941408
>shy, autistic, goody goody boy in high school
>grow up believing in the religion I was raised in (Mormonism) until early 20s
>realize it's a cult founded by a weirdo pedophile
>start to branch out more
>I'm 10 years behind the curve on everything, including my teenage angst
>read Catcher in the Rye
>identify at 25 with a 16-year-old Holden
Just please fucking kill me already.

>>10672953
Fuck, I didn’t ask for these feels

pliz help I need smug neechee gf to be the lighnting of my life
what do