/lit/ - Literature

This is Gabrielle Zevin. She is a Korean-Jewish writer of Goodread’s “Best book of 2022”, Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow (T3), a New York Times bestseller ostensibly about two best friends in video game development. She is also a fat, ugly, untalented Zionist who got into Harvard with grades probably worse than yours were because her Daddy is a rich tech industry Jew.

Let me give you a summary of T3, which has a 4.4 rating on Goodreads from hundreds of thousands of rave reviews.

Self Insert Simp (Sam) is a Korean-Jewish boy who is useless and retarded and wants to fuck his best friend but is severely autistic and a pathetic loser so he makes video games with her about gay pride and how the Nazis are bad with her instead (these are real plot points)

Self insert Sue (Sadie) is a beautiful genius brilliant girl who is a toxic disgusting Jew bitch that uses Sam to make stuff for her while constantly berating him and then fucks her college professor who coerces her into a hot steamy illegal BDSM abusive relationship while Sam gets cucked again as he plays with his gameboy. Her game company has instant success making pretentious high concept ultra liberal “games” and she becomes rich and famous and everyone loves her. But she still yells at Sam for “stealing her credit” because he is, le man, and not le sexy man like her professor or Marx (see below)

A key plot point is that they produce a MMORPG which allows gay marriage in the 90s and marrying a girl in harvest moon makes someone’s wife realize they’re gay so they leave and then two angry conservative fascists storm the video game office and shoot Sadie’s new husband, Marx, a flawless 10/10 vaguely brown rich gigachad (an insert of Gabrielle’s real life husband, as she much like Sadie has never had to work for anything in her life) of and he dies. These shooters are described as, and I quote, “a white boy dressed in black with a red bandana and a black gun” and “another white boy also in black, this one with a black bandana and a bigger gun”. Full stop.

I will now read a selected quote from the gratuitous BDSM sex scene between Self Insert Sue and Walmart Dorian Gray (his name is lirerally Dov). Please remember that this is the best book of 2022 according to Goodreads, Barnes and Noble, and hundreds of thousands of young women.

“…and then she put her hand between his legs, wrapping her fingers around the cylindrical chamber of blood sponges that was his (and every) penis. He felt the corpora cavernosa, commanded by nerve messages from his subconscious brain, fill up with blood, and the tunica albuginea membrane, the penis’s straitjacket, trap the blood inside.”

This is the absolute fucking state of modern literature. If you aren’t a fat ugly jew nepotism baby writing about toxic princess self insert whores who get everything and never have to critically examine anything - while squealing at white conservative strawmen - you never had a chance