/lit/ - Literature

>>18982452
>be pagan
>live next to really old and awe inspiring tree
>*this tree is nice let us perform our sacrifices and festivals around this tree*
>atomized urbanite christian think that tree is their literal god and chops it down in autistic rage
>*goes back home to his piece of stone carved into a woman and proceeds to put a golden hat on it, prostrates in front of it while chanting latin incantations to it in order to try and get it to appeal to her son in his favor*
>*entire church revels for over a thousand years about how a sissy city boy actually managed to use a tree's natural enemy; the axe, to chop down a tree to the point that they can find no other explanation but that god must have interceded*
This could have all been avoided if he just had sex