/lit/ - Literature

>>19387207
>Nobody meditates more than me.
>Y'know I achieved enlightenment before attending Wharton Sangha of Nirvana- brightest monks around!
>Nobody has returned from more past lives than me, folks.
>The Eightfold Path of Trolling, my fellow Americans, is the only path to draining your inner swamp of low energy
>Listen to my African American right there! You just grab Shakti by the Vajyasa I tell you I grab all sorts of world class models I just reach over and grab 'em by the Vajyasa

>>19371616
The four noble truths, monks are that
Bitches aint shit. This is true.
Women are not funny. This is the origin of our four fold noble truth.
Women do not form their own opinions. This is the path to the cessation of our suffering.
Women only listen to Good Dad or Bad Pimp. This is the cessation of our suffering.
And monks
>Yes, Master Pimpo?
If any man resist your swagger or these words, that man belongs to a crowd who thinks believes and behaves like a single woman.

>>19235809
The Rig Veda
"The Vedas are the world’s oldest and most profound scriptures. This collection of ancient mantras, prayers, and hymns emerged fully formed out of the Indian mind and spirit during a period of immense antiquity. Its name ‘Veda’ comes from the Sanskrit root ‘vid’ which means ‘to know’ or ‘to see’. This is not the kind of knowledge obtained through the ordinary empirical process. Vedic knowledge is of a much higher order known as dristi, sruti, smriti; that which is seen, heard, and remembered, illuminations that arise as a direct revelation of truth in the soul. Owing to their sublime origins the Vedas represent a unique view into the nature of reality and offer an unparalleled knowledge of the cosmological principles that gave birth to our material universe. If we follow the history of the great scientific ideas from Copernicus to Newton to Einstein and Bohm and on to the modern theories of Hawking and Penrose, we will discover that most of these ideas, indeed far greater ones, were known and revealed by the Vedic Rishis many thousands of years ago. When these Vedic ideas are seen in their totality they reveal an irrefutable body of knowledge that not only exceeds our modern scientific understanding but exposes the fatal flaws in science’s reductive mental paradigm."