/lit/ - Literature

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> "The way I like to make my chicken breasts is quite simple. There is the normal way, and, my friends, the cultured way. Shakespeare once said, "you are what you eat." And I'm not a chicken breast. So I have to make sure that I'm eating something far more masculine. What I do is this. I freeve the chicken breast until it is solid, and then I drink a few cups of water. Then I pee all over the breast: it is actually sterile, and warms the outside while giving the center a rock hard core. The outside represents the male ego, steamy and sterile, sterilized by an even feminized society. The center is the male id -- cold, hard, determined. This becomes an icon of my very being: and then I must eat it. But the outer layer is still quite wet, so I use the male body's natural napkin, the scrotum, as a drying agent. This is because like any self affirmed male, I respect my natural Dasein. The chicken breast is now at the crossroads between food and thought: and while some might take the fork in the road and eat the breast, I choose to watch it for a while before consumption. It is cold, it is perfect, it is Me."

Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

The way I like to make my chicken breasts is quite simple. There is the normal way, and, my friends, the cultured way. Shakespeare once said, "you are what you eat." And I'm not a chicken breast. So I have to make sure that I'm eating something far more masculine. What I do is this. I freeve the chicken breast until it is solid, and then I drink a few cups of water. Then I pee all over the breast: it is actually sterile, and warms the outside while giving the center a rock hard core. The outside represents the male ego, steamy and sterile, sterilized by an even feminized society. The center is the male id -- cold, hard, determined. This becomes an icon of my very being: and then I must eat it. But the outer layer is still quite wet, so I use the male body's natural napkin, the scrotum, as a drying agent. This is because like any self affirmed male, I respect my natural Dasein. The chicken breast is now at the crossroads between food and thought: and while some might take the fork in the road and eat the breast, I choose to watch it for a while before consumption. It is cold, it is perfect, it is Me.

Is there any literature which explains the causes of the current mass wave of non-white immigration into white countries?

Really mods? Discussion of hacks is against the rules now? Go fuck yourself

What sort of bait does he peddle?

>mfw these « good men » people turn voluntarily themselves into huge pussies and i have less competition for women and money

>>6746607

>Now we reach the peakage, running trains for three days
>Who want to ride it; won't cost you a dollar
>Whether soft or harder of course you still gonna holla
>Mama, I'm big huh
>I rip my prick through your hooters
>I'm sick, you couldn't measure my dick with six rulers, hold up
>Choola, I'm all about getting loot
>But I knock that boot if you out to get koofed

>>6682284
>Because your idea of "masculinity" is linked (as with "warfare") to irrational and hot-headed retards who strongarm their way through situations they hardly even understand.
Which is why it's awesome. It's impossible to understand existence, so the way you've described masculinity is basically the only way to successfully live life. Either that or you just sit there like a little confused bitch. In that case in addition to being confused and suffering the normal pains of life, you get the additional suffering of being despised as an impotent weakling by those around you.

This thread is John Green approved

>Ours is one continued struggle against degradation sought to be inflicted upon us by the European, who desire to degrade us to the level of the raw Kaffir, whose occupation is hunting and whose sole ambition is to collect a certain number of cattle to buy a wife with, and then pass his life in indolence and nakedness.

>I know I know, eurocentrism again

>>6601131
>ywn time travel to 1944
>ywn save Anne Frank from the Nazis and bring her to the present day
>ywn expect to have long and deep conversations with your new qt3.14 jewish companion
>ywn be disillusioned when, after she adjusts to the contemporary world, she starts reading shitty YA novels

Hi /lit/, what is your opinion on free speech? Do you think that books about sensitive political subjects must be banned?

Here's a pic of John Green. Let's make fun of him. That seems to be the level of average discourse on this "intellectual" board.

I can't write for shit and my characters are unrealistic whiny prats and I have probably never known anyone with cancer. But I make $$$ and bitches be on my dick like a glue stick so suck it.

What is your opinion on John Green?