/lit/ - Literature

>>17581563
Zoomers pretending to read Aquinas have more in common with your strawman than you can apparently imagine.

r8 my short story:

the Bank.

I went outside today, to the bank and grocery store. Everywhere I go I see disease and decay and faggotry. Not COVID though, I haven't yet seen the COVID thing. They tell me it's out there, very strange....

I walk to bank, I see everyone wearing cuck muzzle. It's illegal not to.... Errrr..... I mean to say, stores won't serve you if you don't wear it. Big difference! Laws and social conventions are not the same thing! Ok??? Of course, they are though.

Anyway, I see all this. Like a genuine nihilist, I put on the mask. I enter the store. I see white women at door wearing apron given to her by Daddy - You know, the employee uniform, the one everyone there wears? She say:

"Ummm, sir. Have you or anyone you know been touched by Satan in the past few days? Have you watched any child porn? Have you committed crimes against humanity? Are planning to rob the bank? Have you robbed any banks in the past?"

I haven't done any of these things. Of course, it doesn't matter. Lying is a thing that is real. Everyone knows this, but the ritual must play on.

My answer remains unchanged:

"No. No. No."

She say me:

"Ok, we are at full capacity. As soon as someone leaves you may enter."

I wait for someone to leave. I enter.

"Sir, step on the square, ok? Use the hand sanitizer."

I was doing this anyway, but she still says it. It's as if she doesn't believe that I know the laws of society. Ok, I look right-wing, maybe she says it to be sure. But I do not look boomer-right-wing! Everyone except them know that the constitution and "freedumbs" are not real.

So anyway, I wait patiently in understaffed breadline. Why do I even go here? I will close my account soon.

"Next..."

I walk up to underpaid minion behind desk. How much do they even make, $20/h? Lol. Poor bitch is like 50 years old. Also white.

"Hi, how are you" blah blah blah... I say her. I continue:

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