/lit/ - Literature

>>10162646
>Girlfriend sees me reading Infinite Jest
>”Like what literally is that, anon?”
>Tell her it’s good, she should feel free to borrow it
>”Like literally lol, not reading a book about tennis and drugs, seriously.”
>Three weeks later, comes home from work and tells me her cube buddy, cute guy at the office that she’s always rubbing in my face when I don’t give her attention, recommended she read Infinite Jest. Asks me if I’ve heard of it.
>Become enraged, say nothing.
>She reads Infinite Jest in the living room every day with a pumpkin spice latte in her hand
>Tells me how good it is, how I should like literally read it oh my gawd. Literally cannot even. Literally can’t. Can’t even. Can’t even articulate one thing she enjoy she about it.
>Break up with her, move to another state

My hatred for women knows no bounds.

>>9891866
TC Boyle here. Thanks guys.