/lit/ - Literature

Im done with the nigger loving brainlets at /v/. Tell me /lit/ what books can I read to become intellectuals like yourselves?

>>11614537
>he ejaculated

>>11551984
Im on nofap right now, havent unloaded in about a week and a half, which is by far the longest I have ever gone without it since my peepee started getting hard. First nofap of my life. And i gotta say, its crazy. I dont know how to harness this power yet so ive just been laying low. Went to the gas station last night to get some beer to calm my nerves a bit and saw a black girl wearing tiny little skimpy shorts, held the door for her and she said "thank you :)" and boyyy my heart started racing and I felt like a violent jungle beast, im breathing heavy right now just thinking about her and my knuckles are flexing and aching and I want to kill my dad worse than ever
TLDR nofap is equivalent to steroids

>>11521281
>A screaming comes across the room in which I am surrounded by heads and stately, plump bodies, coming down the stairhead, in a place whose name I do not care to remember, a gentleman lived not long ago, I am a sick man... I am a spitefull man. Call me Ishmael.
Thats how I would have started Moby Dick. Melville went pretty half-effort imo desu

>>11433144
>no thats your disgusting fingures
>fingures

>hes talking philosophy on an app designed for getting laid by dumb whores and literally nothing else
This one is definitely goin in my cringe compilation

>>11281486
I had a morbidly obese friend in middle school whose single mother would microwave a huge plate of spicy tendies every singke time I was ofer there, which was quite often, along with a massive bowl filled with what must have been an entire ottle of buttermilk ranch dressing. I assume he ate this meal every single day. It was an amazing gimicky snack back then, but i have to declare chicken tenders are only for children and people with absolutely no taste in cuisine.
I cannot help but wonder if you are him.

>>11008254
I want to fugg herr with my digg

name one(1) thing wrong with genre fiction

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