/lit/ - Literature

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almost as much as it would from forcing a meme on /lit/

I secretly love to stick objects up my ass when I jerk off. I've gotten to the point where I can take 7-inch cucumbers from the store bigger than my own (large btw) dick. The best candidates are the ones that taper off to a thin end on the side that sticks out so once it's inside my ring is no longer exorbitantly stretched. The organics are a little too expensive but I make sure to wash off the pesticides with vinegar. There's nothing quite like fapping furiously to traps or something else similarly degenerate with a huge vegetable tickling your prostate. When you are close to coming your penis tried to retract inwards towards your body, but when there is a cucumber in the way it has nowhere to retract to and the base of your shaft (inside the body) rubs against the cucumber in a way that produces intense feelings of pleasure. Gay people are mentally ill btw and nobody will ever know I do this.

The various texts composed by humans before and during the 1st millennium BC are better than anything written since the beginning of the first millennium AD. This will forever be true.