/lit/ - Literature

I'd like to make a toast
to the lady I love most
besides my mom of course, but I digress.
It's Hunter that I mean,
/tv/'s eternal queen
at sight of her my heart doth incandesce.

Her cunning lapis eyes
and graceful slender thighs
provoke in me desires most risqué.
and have it understood,
that any straight guy would
In fact if you don't think she's hot, you're gay.