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>>18788604
AND ALSO SCOTT. Who's ya daddy??? SCOTT 'S ya daddy LOL

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>>18788342
Well thankya bunches Mrs. Laura tips my ten gallon hat, I'm all cattle AND all hat!! LOL mehr sein als schein as that Prussian proverb goes. Be your best! Become what you are in the words of a Pindar, shit that Rhymes a bit! LOL well i always was a bit of a poet figures

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>>18788302
Well well well how you be doing Mrs. Laura??? Havent seen you for a while, was worried you might have did yourself a baddie LOL life hard in times of lockdown, gotta watch out for that Delta variant things looking bad here we'll I guess I'm going to head out to Denny's for the Memphis patty melt very simple but filling and you get a good deal with your buck at Denny's always very reasonable prices and free refills on the coffee LOL i drink way too much of it my blood pressure is probably through the roof bc of denny coffee. Who is this nietzsche man who is be posted by many "anon" on the board. He has large mustache and killed god, NOT OK in my book. Need to clean up this board. Let the good times roll, SIGNED SCOTT

>> No.18788260 [View]

Well you know that reminds me of what grand pappy used to spout off all wild and sea bass fish like from the gaffe boat part after he'd done had some Schlitz and cigarettes: them Huns is peckerwoods! Just like us pecker pecker pecker pecker suckin' peckerwoods...each and every last one of them God made us all equal except for the Huns Huns are righteous and will not even allow the bull nab to put a fire to it when it's dirty shit man isn't that the truth? ?? We got lucky that victory came so easily it was time to dance and smoke cigarettes after the war i remember Andy Williams and Ann Margaret in Branskon Missouri near the riverwalk singing the anthem with eyes welling full of sloppy tears for the boon of the notion, the nation very nuch a proud moment for grand pappy whose father was an infantry man for the Queen's army delpoyed inspa to push back the Krauts man shit that must have been crazy ...parachuting Krauts in the countryside, heroism at stake for the sake of a uncle Sam giving you a pat in your young man's Back ... Wow ... Simply in awe let the good times roll, signed SCOTT

>> No.18758329 [View]

WELL WELL WELL how's it going???? So let’s discuss malnutrition in Mali. Let’s get serious for a second, I am going to ask you to exercise some respect here, because gotta be serious when you’re discussing some issues. Now botulism is a serious problem in small village communities in the Eastern regions of Mali. Countries ship aid, including Germany, but the food spoils in transit and the children become sick from common illness, you know, diarrhea and friends, but also botulism. And I have to say, have a very expansive, I mean, very big engagement with this issue. I mean, I was there: I have very big knowledge about it, very big concern and I also have a very big cock. Just let me state a few statistics, 1000 children die of botulism poisoning in Mali every second. 1000. Think about that (maniacal laughter). And there are many kinds of botulism. Botulism is diverse. At least 3, maybe even 4.

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hey there good evening all... hope everyone her eis having a good time, let the good times ROLL LOL well I don't care for tuna sandwiches they reminds of the days my pappy was fighting guy bannisters thugs in Monroe country damn those were the days man he was a strong COOKIE, tough pill to take yes... well Dennys has sandwiches my favorite is the Nashville hot chicken melt damn it reminds me of the time my pappy was at Graceland and ran into Cybill Shepard who was trying to sell straggling itinerant Abelard fringes chicken fingers near the cream and turnpike you know near 63rd avenue on the corner to smoked bbq dugout joint well it didn't work out well for her LOL damn near cost her here career Well you know that reminds me of what grand pappy used to spout off all wild and sea bass fish like from the gaffe boat part after he'd done had some Schlitz and cigarettes: them Huns is peckerwoods! Just like us pecker pecker pecker pecker suckin' peckerwoods...each and every last one of them God made us all equal except for the Huns Huns are righteous and will not even allow the bull nab to put a fire to it when it's dirty shit man isn't that the truth? ?? We got lucky that victory came so easily it was time to dance and smoke cigarettes after the war i remember Andy Williams and Ann Margaret in Branskon Missouri near the riverwalk singing the anthem with eyes welling full of sloppy tears for the boon of the notion, the nation very nuch a proud moment for grand pappy whose father was an infantry man for the Queen's army delpoyed inspa to push back the Krauts man shit that must have been crazy ...parachuting Krauts in the countryside, heroism at stake for the sake of a uncle Sam giving you a pat in your young man's Back ... Wow ... Simply in awe let the good times roll, signed SCOTT

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remember a friend of my daddy, he worked on an oil rig off the coast of Louisiana, lived there in a jade quarter flat with a half bath like near lake Pontchartrain now in those days, were talking like early 70s, baton rouge was THE hotspot for methadone trade like the real deal, i.e. heroin the stuff that fucked up Kurt Cobain is what this methadone business is a replacement for, and the company men on the oil rig who were all by the way henchmen of Guy Bannister 's Panzer divion, used to do the trade route for local criminals...real bad guys trust me, no one you would want to mess with ..anyways my dad was not in favor Guy Bannister's methadone racket and starting sinking the bags of methadone into Ponchetrain when the foreman were out drinking in the night..now the sad thing is that o ur dog also drank from lake Ponchetrain, it later died of chronic diarrhea but by that time my father had become such a strong man that he didn't even shed a tear, to this day i look up to his example and think of that wise old turn in phrase- when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Cheers Scott

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>>18724580
well well well good evening butters or should I say MARGARINE? YOU sure don't pass as "butter" LOL just trying to be a bit funny this day so let me eat your bunions

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>>18724562
This bad boy boar ass varmint motherfu**er reads SCOTT LOL funny if a bit off color signed SCOTT

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>>18695298
start with SCOTT

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>>18694802
Hey how's it hanging ???? hanging 20? hangin low? low hanging fruit? Fruit of the loom LOL that was a funny one knee slapper goddamnit how you doing Missus Laura?

>> No.18688959 [View]

>>18688919
Start with SCOTT; ,,,SIGNED SCOTT :... thank you see you at Denny's for the ho t Nashville patty melt

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>>18688573
WELL WELL WELL Im glad you asked LOL I've been doing alright I suppose given the way the crazy ol world got me going in the last time man oh man I miss the days of honest transparency and when the bad gangsters got what was coming to them its a sad day not to see the system bear witness to the ultimate turret of justice that reigns down upon the criminality of distuteion areas I mean areas that are full of people who lets say aint exactly MISTA Rodgers if you catch my drift LOL we all remember him right?? ?funny show our grandkids you's to watch on PBS...that was when also the large flaxen fowl for alphabet learning aka BIG BIRD BIG BIRD BIG BIRD BIG BIRD BIG BIRD BIG BIRD BIG OL BIRD was on TV LOL! my pappy used to repeat words for emphasis so I do too sometimes BIG BIRD or for this blog post ill write BIG PIG BIG PIG the PIG is BIG BIG OL PIG BIG PIG BIG PIG BIG PIG BIG PIG LOL!

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>>18688407
well thanks for the well wishes, buddy hole ... makes all the difference in the time of covered discus. ..I am glad this question has been asked. one people think that animals because they can't talk lack any soul and brains and guts and determination well well well try telling that to a hunter on a bad day LOL animals are very smart shit, there are some rabbits and other little varmints grand pappy and me tracked down in the steppes of Indiana, Litchfield's little "league" baseball dungeon near the bleacher of Mr. Washler's storefront those were the days I tell you...."summertime and the living is easy" - Gershwin just like that..a bit of sports and a bit of bonding at the pool. when my mother was preparing the fruit salad my father found the jukebox (Jules McMaster gave it to him as a gift for parting prom ritual, pappy had to hide the jukebox from mommy because it would make her jealous and also remind her of the ice-creaming tinted desk reclusion of the penultimate eventide shrovetide fair Stravinsky like whiskey serialism Cold War days, boy even as children we never forgot McCarthy - have you no bane? LOL my grandson would get that joke he watches super hero movies...well I#m off to denny's to play bingo..stay healthy and boars are pesky varmints that with Bia phage the arenas of blessed solitude .. just like my WIFE LOL a man just can't have his peace can he? well take it easy friends, well have to continue this conversation after I win at bingo LOL my friends get jealous of me when I win at bingo at denny's, shit I seen one of them who tried to spit in my food! while I was out for a cigarette with thunder thighs..makes you wonder who you're real friends are in this crazy world .... I guess it's the people that care and love about you like a tree hugs a valley in a hard storm Bill Paxton was very much like a tree, I know Bill Paxton very much. I am a fan of his early work now the scenes that are thematically emergent after the establishment of the Wakitian prologue are of better quality, cut from a better like daddy would say I mean Philipp Seymour Hoffman was a great actor in his own right so goddamn man that bloody scene where the hubcap rips open his forehead in the garage while the big ass twister rips away the movie screen was hard to stomach Jesus I mean from a technical point of view touche really well done, not as good a special effect as the FLYING COW LOL that s a joke that will never get old LOL Twister's Flying Cow

>> No.18688409 [View]

well anyway heading down to denny's now with friends. I play bingo with them there on Monday nights sometimes we also order something to eat but normally not only if im hungry I normally order the country fried steak, it reminds me of the hungry man meals I used to eat when I was depressed ... tom Brokaw was still alive then, damn even Tim russert, I mean ,,, meet the press man. he really held politicians feet to the fire. anyways denny's cuisine reminds me a lot of hungry man days except for the cowboy chopped steak it's on the value menu for 8.99 dollar now that's a good deal you really get the value for your buck at denny's when you're there, it's like you're family but wait LOL that+s already a slogan for another restaurant chain the Olive Garden my grandfather once told me about the difficulties of marriage we used to vibe together in Virgin record stores he introduced me to Led Zeppelin I really like Immigrant Song although I sure don't like immigrants well anyways sorry, im getting a bit off track that happens sometimes sorry , .my friends at Dennys are late to the party and my tummy is very hungry now I haven't eaten anything since yesterday been temporarily light due to the construction boss laying me off i accidentally showed up to work drunk and made a fool of myself by wetting my pants but I mean, come on ,, we all have our problems. I don*t think it was appropriate to fire me for this reason , it's not like I hurt anyoneI wanted to ask you about some Dale Earndheardt merchandise my granddaughter is just the biggest fan.. like my pappy was I am loud proud and stand my place and defend the bodies of my thought and oh my god we have already been on a whirlwind tour though the whole gamut of issues this evening ... I think what what really inspired me this evening was the Bill Paxton moments of transformation tin the final scenes of Twister, his wholedully serrated timidisnouss transmutuates into the big face of a man when he grabs the rubber pipe to save himself and alliterative queen Helen Hunt ... and the moment when they both upside down like fireworks at a fairground let their feet dangle above their heads and view the dual twisters as they jangle with God's ear tempo above their realm is so powerful .... goddamn it moves me LOL I get goosebumps just thinking about it ... makes me understand that guy bannister's clan in Baton Rouge was already damned to failure ... hmm I just wanted to announce to everyone that I will be joining the bingo game late because my other friends are stuck in traffic jams there seems to be a problem on west 9th street, basically a small crash I will be joining the game late very concerned about my friends. one said he needed to go to the gas station before but didn't make it in time hopefully the gas will last enough to Denny's thanks and keep me updated my mobile data hasn't been so good lately, a bit "on the fritz" as my daddy said, anyways, see you later, thanks.....

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I like pigs but I guess sometimes we just have to take what life throws at us, shit, it's difficult, a real tough cookie to swallow but it's what makes up a man ... I remember a friend of my daddy, he worked on an oil rig off the coast of Louisiana, lived there in a jade quarter flat with a half bath like near lake Pontchartrain now in those days, were talking like early 70s, baton rouge was THE hotspot for methadone trade like the real deal, i.e. heroin the stuff that fucked up Kurt Cobain is what this methadone business is a replacement for, and the company men on the oil rig who were all by the way henchmen of Guy Bannister 's Panzer divion, used to do the trade route for local criminals...real bad guys trust me, no one you would want to mess with ..anyways my dad was not in favor Guy Bannister's methadone racket and starting sinking the bags of methadone into Ponchetrain when the foreman were out drinking in the night..now the sad thing is that o ur dog also drank from lake Ponchetrain, it later died of chronic diarrhea but by that time my father had become such a strong man that he didn't even shed a tear, to this day i look up to his example and think of that wise old turn in phrase- when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Well you know and that reminds me of what grand pappy used to spout off all wild and sea bass fish like from the gaffe boat part after he'd done had some Schlitz and cigarettes: them Huns is peckerwoods! Just like us pecker pecker pecker pecker suckin' peckerwoods...each and every last one of them God made us all equal except for the Huns Huns are righteous and will not even allow the bull nab to put a fire to it when it's dirty shit man isn't that the truth? ?? We got lucky that victory came so easily it was time to dance and smoke cigarettes after the war i remember Andy Williams and Ann Margaret in Branskon Missouri near the riverwalk singing the anthem with eyes welling full of sloppy tears for the boon of the notion, the nation very nuch a proud moment for grand pappy whose father was an infantry man for the Queen's army delpoyed inspa to push back the Krauts man shit that must have been crazy ...parachuting Krauts in the countryside, heroism at stake for the sake of a uncle Sam giving you a pat in your young man's Back ... Wow ... on that note i would suggest approaching Oliver Stone's opus chronologically both in the macro and micro scale, I mean watch his first film -- the one that came outinto the multiplex in the year furthest away from the current year -- and start on the first scene working slowly towards the last one I have read many books and watching many movies using this method. cheers stay healthy out there, numbers rising up again. got to be careful about the delta variant ...

>> No.18688342 [View]

well hello there everyone SCOTT here... I like them pigs, woo pig solid! LOL a good friend of mine has had his had had Brandon grandsons do a semester of cludge at Arkansas .... there they do learning and football mainly football

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>>18688128
WOOOW that's a strong opinion you stand by the bodies of your thoughts man right on....just like my grand pappy who fought at the sands of normandy and my pappy who banished guy bannisters legacy methadone crew out of Baton Rouge back in the 70s keep the good times rolling SIGNED SCOTT!.....

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>>18687968
hey there good evening all... hope everyone her eis having a good time, let the good times ROLL LOL well I don't care for tuna sandwiches they reminds of the days my pappy was fighting guy bannisters thugs in Monroe country damn those were the days man he was a strong COOKIE, tough pill to take yes... well Dennys has sandwiches my favorite is the Nashville hot chicken melt damn it reminds me of the time my pappy was at Graceland and ran into Cybill Shepard who was trying to sell straggling itinerant Abelard fringes chicken fingers near the cream and turnpike you know near 63rd avenue on the corner to smoked bbq dugout joint well it didn't work out well for her LOL damn near cost her here career

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>>18687884
HAHAHA funny if a BIT off COLOR heading down to Denny's now

>> No.18686545 [View]

>>18686156 #
I am glad this question has been asked. one people think that animals because they can't talk lack any soul and brains and guts and determination well well well try telling that to a hunter on a bad day LOL animals are very smart shit, there are some rabbits and other little varmints grand pappy and me tracked down in the steppes of Indiana, Litchfield's little "league" baseball dungeon near the bleacher of Mr. Washler's storefront those were the days I tell you...."summertime and the living is easy" - Gershwin just like that..a bit of sports and a bit of bonding at the pool. when my mother was preparing the fruit salad my father found the jukebox (Jules McMaster gave it to him as a gift for parting prom ritual, pappy had to hide the jukebox from mommy because it would make her jealous and also remind her of the ice-creaming tinted desk reclusion of the penultimate eventide shrovetide fair Stravinsky like whiskey serialism Cold War days, boy even as children we never forgot McCarthy - have you no bane? LOL my grandson would get that joke he watches super hero movies...well I#m off to denny's to play bingo..stay healthy and boars are pesky varmints that with Bia phage the arenas of blessed solitude .. just like my WIFE LOL a man just can't have his peace can he? well take it easy friends, well have to continue this conversation after I win at bingo LOL my friends get jealous of me when I win at bingo at denny's, shit I seen one of them who tried to spit in my food! while I was out for a cigarette with thunder thighs..makes you wonder who you're real friends are in this crazy world .... I guess it's the people that care and love about you like a tree hugs a valley in a hard storm Bill Paxton was very much like a tree, I know Bill Paxton very much. I am a fan of his early work now the scenes that are thematically emergent after the establishment of the Wakitian prologue are of better quality, cut from a better like daddy would say I mean Philipp Seymour Hoffman was a great actor in his own right so goddamn man that bloody scene where the hubcap rips open his forehead in the garage while the big ass twister rips away the movie screen was hard to stomach Jesus I mean from a technical point of view touche really well done, not as good a special effect as the FLYING COW LOL that s a joke that will never get old LOL Twister's Flying Cow

>> No.18686529 [View]

>>18686190
Well hi there, SCOTT here I don't know much about "theory" all i know is that we need a sense and scintilla of perceptual constancy to draw and distinguish stories and their morals I mean "and that's the way the cookie crumbles LOL from Dolly Parton's jazzed up talk of booklearning, i.e. all hat and no CATTLE...just like all the Branson elitists, Andy Williams sang the anthem comfortably with a tilt and lilt in his galvanizing iron step TROD TROD Andy Williams coming through LOL Andy Williamssings "Blue Moon" or maybe "Misty's well those were the days the days of mine and thoses check it out as grand pappy said, my father told me this after his final showdown with guy Bannister's methadone lynch mob in the French quarter: do what suits ya for living, don't do anything else because one day we ain't got to have Nothing NADA don't cross the halys and destroy the kindgown LOL your kingdom friends i learned a lot about human beings bu hearing my pappy talk about the un-deeds of Guy Bannister's Panzer Division up near Baton Rouge yes as Goethe said: grau ist alle Theorie, und grün des Lebens goldener Baum, well heading off to the waffle house to talk about my favorite actor Conrad Bane with friends gonna win the bingo this time let the good times roll!!!! SIGNED SCOTT

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>>18686156
I am glad this question has been asked. one people think that animals because they can't talk lack any soul and brains and guts and determination well well well try telling that to a hunter on a bad day LOL animals are very smart shit, there are some rabbits and other little varmints grand pappy and me tracked down in the steppes of Indiana, Litchfield's little "league" baseball dungeon near the bleacher of Mr. Washler's storefront those were the days I tell you...."summertime and the living is easy" - Gershwin just like that..a bit of sports and a bit of bonding at the pool. when my mother was preparing the fruit salad my father found the jukebox (Jules McMaster gave it to him as a gift for parting prom ritual, pappy had to hide the jukebox from mommy because it would make her jealous and also remind her of the ice-creaming tinted desk reclusion of the penultimate eventide shrovetide fair Stravinsky like whiskey serialism Cold War days, boy even as children we never forgot McCarthy - have you no bane? LOL my grandson would get that joke he watches super hero movies...well I#m off to denny's to play bingo..stay healthy and boars are pesky varmints that with Bia phage the arenas of blessed solitude .. just like my WIFE LOL a man just can't have his peace can he? well take it easy friends, well have to continue this conversation after I win at bingo LOL my friends get jealous of me when I win at bingo at denny's, shit I seen one of them who tried to spit in my food! while I was out for a cigarette with thunder thighs..makes you wonder who you're real friends are in this crazy world .... I guess it's the people that care and love about you like a tree hugs a valley in a hard storm Bill Paxton was very much like a tree, I know Bill Paxton very much. I am a fan of his early work now the scenes that are thematically emergent after the establishment of the Wakitian prologue are of better quality, cut from a better like daddy would say I mean Philipp Seymour Hoffman was a great actor in his own right so goddamn man that bloody scene where the hubcap rips open his forehead in the garage while the big ass twister rips away the movie screen was hard to stomach Jesus I mean from a technical point of view touche really well done, not as good a special effect as the FLYING COW LOL that s a joke that will never get old LOL Twister's Flying Cow

>> No.18686156 [View]

>>18686154
.. like my pappy was I am loud proud and stand my place and defend the bodies of my thought and oh my god we have already been on a whirlwind tour though the whole gamut of issues this evening ... I think what what really inspired me this evening was the Bill Paxton moments of transformation tin the final scenes of Twister, his wholedully serrated timidisnouss transmutuates into the big face of a man when he grabs the rubber pipe to save himself and alliterative queen Helen Hunt ... and the moment when they both upside down like fireworks at a fairground let their feet dangle above their heads and view the dual twisters as they jangle with God's ear tempo above their realm is so powerful .... goddamn it moves me LOL I get goosebumps just thinking about it ... makes me understand that guy bannister's clan in Baton Rouge was already damned to failure ... hmm

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