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funny writers/works mothman Sat Oct 3 11:16:04 2020 No.16499221 [View]
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i was going around looking for "news" of meghan and found this gem.
does this make you change your mind on the media also general funny writing general.

>Dear U.K.
>I’m a slave to my wife’s pussy. That shits a hallucinogen and has transformed me into a fiend. Meghan despises my mom – your Queen – and vowed to keep her smooth milk chocolate legs closed until I agreed to cut ties with my mum and lame ass brother.
>With the ultimatum handed down, I looked to John Snow for guidance. The choice was an easy one to make. I smiled with delight as I bent the knee to MY Queen.
>Seriously, Meghan Markle’s honeycomb has me under some type of hypnosis with me obeying every one of her commands – no matter how grand they may be. A few years from now when my heart, spirit, and freckled dick are broken, I can only hope you’ll take me, sixth in line to the Thrown, back with open arms.
>Your Favorite Son,
>Harry

https://aftertimeexpires.com/2020/01/10/meghan-markle-uses-her-magic-pussy-to-make-prince-harry-quit-royal-family/

>>	mothman Sat Oct 3 10:00:24 2020 No.16498894 [View] >>16498740 el spy

>>	mothman Sat Oct 3 09:41:12 2020 No.16498792 [View] >>16495547 lmao

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 22:10:34 2020 No.16496141 [View] >>16496132 learn to write correctly faggot

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 20:34:01 2020 No.16495649 [View] >>16495548 post some you faggot, this board sucks because people like you won't share SHARING IS CARING SHARING IS CARING :(

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 20:15:26 2020 No.16495542 [View] >>16494275 hideo aki anus is that you?

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 20:14:17 2020 No.16495539 [View] >>16493079 i would pay for this

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 20:11:21 2020 No.16495523 [View] File: 199 KB, 528x845, 3C2F08C8-8D44-4F44-8B4E-F5BB1D257EDC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16493143 you are a poet

mothman Fri Oct 2 20:07:05 2020 No.16495497 [View]

>>16495229
>>16495319
>>16495405

you are all retarded
>learn esperanto, easily be able to grasp spanish,french,german,italien(ew),and latin.
literally gets all pussy in a 10km radius wet

ib4 not true
>have you tried it?
no...
>then you have no opinion on the matter

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 19:56:23 2020 No.16495452 [View] >>16490919 it reminds me of the AA in IJ

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 19:49:22 2020 No.16495422 [View] >>16495236 too long didn't read but my opinión is that its pretty gay although kind hearted

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 19:43:54 2020 No.16495390 [View] >>16492937 why would you wish for reddit?

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 19:42:51 2020 No.16495384 [View] >>16495268 lmao made me kek audibly

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 19:39:22 2020 No.16495365 [View] File: 40 KB, 600x315, 1ED79DD1-22A7-46CB-8D52-65B041D28A82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the only correct answer

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 19:34:45 2020 No.16495338 [View] the only /lit/ answer is discordianism Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

>>	mothman Fri Oct 2 09:13:57 2020 No.16491496 [View] >>16487860 sounds bout right

>>	mothman Thu Oct 1 23:00:59 2020 No.16489251 [View] >>16488527 im wet

>>	mothman Thu Oct 1 22:58:40 2020 No.16489235 [View] >>16478372 faggot

>>	mothman Thu Oct 1 22:52:37 2020 No.16489199 [View] >>16489134 lmao Op btfo

>>	mothman Thu Oct 1 22:51:09 2020 No.16489187 [View] >>16489169 faux

>>	mothman Thu Oct 1 22:18:29 2020 No.16489010 [View] >>16488929 wrong

mothman Thu Oct 1 22:16:56 2020 No.16489004 [View]

>>16488923
it's good i've read it a couple of times because every new psychologist i go to tells me to read it afteri tell them that i like reading books, it's helpful if you already have something to live for and to die for.
i dont, si it just makes me seeth and jealous

>>	mothman Mon Sep 28 16:09:12 2020 No.16465379 [View] >>16464561 based

>>	mothman Mon Sep 28 16:01:54 2020 No.16465329 [View] >>16465306 true... o wait

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