/lit/ - Literature

>being incapable of making a thread without including some kind of bait
I sincerely hope on day the mods start giving permabans for this

>be newfag
>make shit thread

>>10502912
>>>10497266
>The County Clerk sets in his office, gumming snuff and playing "Dark Reign II" on his desktop PC.
>"Recall one time," he begins ominously - you ever hear the County Clerk speak these words, stay not on the order of your going etc etc - "ought four, it were, just after the last upgrading, from '98 first edition to XP, I believe it was, or maybe a little before that, the SCSI CD writer stopped showing up. It were there as a device - you could still read CDs with it - but it weren't showing up in CDRWin or Prassi or Padus Discjuggler. One of the reasons, that were, for movin' on up to XP, along with the DVD drive problems I was relating earlier. So's I went an' put XP on, and it don't ease her at all, no writin' happening noway. Can't even rip tracks offen audio CDs with it. Useless as Erich in a kitchen fulla pots and pans.
>"I found the Advansys SCSI card install CD Sean Benton give me - not a finer man in the Zone than Sean Benton, believe me - but it crashes under XP. Guess the code ain't clean enough for Mr Bill's latest. I wanders around the web lookin' for updated drivers for a IWill Side-2930C SCSI card, and there ain't nothin' for XP, just little executeables with .INF and .OEM files inside for '98 and NT4 and linux and the like, nothin' specific, as I said, for XP. I grab a couple and tell XP to use 'em, and XP don't like 'em. One of the NT ones sticks, machine says it got to reboot. It reboots and freezes. Restart in safe mode with console and it's hangin' on windows\system32\Drivers\Mup.sys, whatever the hell that is.
>I resets the machine, going for the "reset to last successful config" option, a blessing if there ever be one. Machine reboots, detects hardware, installs the authorised Microsoft driver, reboots and I just knows it's a-gonna hang again so I powers it down, extract the SCSI card and pull out the CW-7502-B writer (I recalls Nick - not a finer man in the zone than Nick - insist we put a SCSI writer in 'cause it were the fastest at the time, time being about four years ago), start the machine up again and she's runnin' slicker'n' a handful of goose grease.
>"and what if you needs to write a CD," one of his assistants asks.
>"I reckon I might could probably pick up an IDE CD writer at the weekend swap-meet for a song and a dance."
>"I's seen ye dance, ye ugly bastard," Mabel sez, "and it'll take more than a song and a dance fra' the likes o' you, matey."

>>10202662
It isn't

>>10195586
>mega thread bitches xDDD
Fuck off

>>9757939
roger that
>>9757965
Pretty much. Why this thread deserved such retarded flak
>>9757967
he can't

anyone got scott mcclanahan pdfs???

>>9134836
>tryhard ass
Take your cancer ass back to /b/.

Why did people even fucking respond.

my heidegger thread was more (you)'s worthy than this

Opinions? I think it's pretty neat-o. Never imaged ruling back then was actually complex desu.

It's also free for Amazon Kindle hence me reading it

>>8291038
kek

>>8102210
What you have to understand, is Gatsby was your model for God.

If Gatsby bailed, what does that tell you about God?

Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

>>8101654
Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil? They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?

This Heaven is the cancer that's killing /b/

>>8102002
fuck off to 9gag newfag

>>7816700
yeah I probably wrote this bullshit when I was 15 too. The sad thing is this guy is like 20 though

Just cringey looking back at that time in my life, wierd how they don't even notice it

>>7816467
>>7816475
I don't like your video, you make some very weak arguments where you basically just say your opinion

Why is harry potter childish? The plot is childish, the themes are childish, the character names are childish. That's just circular reasoning, you need to flesh that out

Also you seem to have a shitton of labels. Artificial, cheap sense of identity, etc. Just labeling everything, it's so fucking fake.

For your next video you should write out everything you want to say as you would in an essay and painstakingly go through and eliminate all the weak points. Also your nose is fucking huge, you should get that operated on asap.


Also since you're new here these numbers say how many people are posting in the thread. You see how it says 2/1/1/1? That means that by the third number only one person is posting in the thread. Also the fact that you put the name of your title in the subject thing and are shilling this video makes it quite obvious.
Stop posting your shitty videos here, it's pretty obvious you're going for the circlejerk audience and this really isn't the place

Back on topic. Wait until page 200 anon. Don't give up

>>7351459

>>7345833
Ffs

>>7343530
me pop tart es su pop tart

>>7343461
This

>>7342569
Taylor Swift