/lit/ - Literature

>>1412765
>>1412768
Despicable faggots detected. Jealous you can't be a str88888 boi and get into heaven?

if you're a str888888888888888 boi and you wanna get drunk let me know

you can never have 2 many str888 boi friends

str888888888 boiz love to be around men because str8888 boiz loooooove 2 discuss math and science

shakespeare is my fave 'lil str8888 boi

you can write sonnets 4 boiz and not be a gay boi. he was a str8888888888 boi. just like me.

i'm a 'lil str88888888 boi and I like to read shakespeare!

>>1412668
cuz STR888888888 boiz kno how 2 have fun.

: - )

>>1412647
>implieing Maya Derren has more than one movie thats any good
>implieing it's not like 5 minutes long

Whatever you're smoking, I want it. 8)

I think I be do a lot for the new year.

What are good books to read and think about while your high?

The spark notes were really boring. I think he should do less drugs.

I just finished the spark notes on Crime and Punishment.

Man was that a shitty book.

>>1409420
I'm a lil str888 boi who forgot his name!

omg
he's
baroque
STUPID
BITCH

ALL
WOMEN
ARE
FUCKING
WHORES

WHY AM I BETTER THAN EVERYONE?

FUCK THIS.

Sasha Grey has an IQ way above the level of genius.

For entertainment, she watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists.

She understands the hypocrisy of contemporary morality and has exploited it to become a millionaire.

You have every Judd Apatow movie on DVD.

Sasha Grey has an IQ way above the level of genius.

For entertainment, she watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists.

She understands the hypocrisy of contemporary morality and has exploited it to become a millionaire.

You have every Judd Apatow movie on DVD.

U MAD, dickless virgins?

the problem with books is that they dont have jimmy stewart in them

(BITCH)

>>1370935

>>1370927
>implieing I want a worthless straight kid

Yeah I kno whiny pseudo-intellectual brats who don't get my jokes and post stupid crap about books they read in school on the literature board of _4chan_ really entice me.

>>1370915
Oooh I get it. Dumb heterosexuals can't tell the difference between 100 and 121.

Hahahahaha i literally CAN'T BREATHE. you're so hilarious man.

>>1370902
>>1370906
Ummmmmmmm...mad heterosexuals detected

Go watch a Michael Bay movie.

>>1370895
I knoooo, shakespeare is sooo str8 that he wore tights and wrote literally all of his sonnets to a man.

pee ess

avg. str8 IQ: 100
avg. gay IQ: 121

Every good writer ever p. much is a queer or a closet 'mo.

Why are straight people so worthless at anythign artistic?

Sasha Grey has an IQ way above the level of genius.

For entertainment, she watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists.

She understands the hypocrisy of contemporary morality and has exploited it to become a millionaire.

You have every Judd Apatow movie on DVD.