/lit/ - Literature

>>5027140
I laughed because you're a faggot like Oscar Meyer in your picture there. I mean seriously though, I have more respect for Stephen King than I have for Oscar Wilde because at least Stephen King works for a living. What does Oscar Wilde do? Thats right, nothing because he's dead. And why is he dead? Well. Time periods aside, Oscar was a randy little faggot who was only concerned with saying "smart" things and sucking all the dicks.

Really consider the fact that Oscar there would probably be one of those bug chaser queerboys you hear about these days. I mean really, are you so blind as to not see how he'd want to catch AIDS just to be on the cutting edge?

In fact, why haven't you gotten AIDS yet OP? Are you too busy fantasizing about conversations you'll never have in literary bars about how Herman Melville is the last respectable American writer?

I don't know much about you, but I know I don't like you so far.

>>5026675
>I was raised to think that, no matter how bad things are, they could be worse and even if it seems like its the end of the world it will all be okay eventually,

I almost didn't post because I got side tracked into thinking about how Cormac McCarthy said the same kind of thing about how you'd never know what worse luck your bad luck saved you from. But aside from that homespun wisdom, I feel like you're just naive and haven't really been shit on by life at all.

I mean really, if you'd actually had any kind of experience with the real world or whatever you'd feel that way until you had a day of calamity that left you completely messed up for the rest of your life. Like say its your 9th birthday and your dad is going to take you to Disneyland. You're hearing about how you're going to Disneyland everyday for a week beforehand and finally it's the big day and then your Mother turns out to be having an affair and your Dad figures it out on your very special day.

You try to make sense of what's happening, but your Dad is screaming, crying, begging for answers, and all you hear your mother, your dear sweet mother that brought you into this world say is the word "divorce" and you know your whole world is falling apart, suddenly your father has a hunting rifle in his mouth and his barefoot is dangling over the trigger guard and all he wants is for your mother to tell him he loves him, and you're so scared you run and hide in your room.

All you hear is a bang and a scream, your mother is wailing, and you're stilling sitting there, thinking about disneyland.

OP, no offense, but you're a very sheltered person who has never seen more than your bedroom in terms of understanding the world. Depression isn't a day at bandcamp, Depression is being gangraped at bandcamp and being told you have to live with it, and having kids like you say things like "Positive mental attitude" and think peppy smiles and pastle sweater vests can save us all from the coming darkness.

I forget my point, but you're a faggot, and I hope your brain decides to shit inside you for the rest of your life, just so you can experience the living toilet of being depressed.

>>5024819
>Any threat of suicide should be taken extremely serious.
I'm going to kill myself., just kidding.

But no really, I think about the eternal abyss of the void everyday and how comforting it will be to finally cease exist.
Just kidding, I'm happy as a clam.

A suicidal clam.

>>5027018
>a more realistic, but also more reasonable and desirable picture of space-fascism


I really feel bad for you, because eventually you're going to see the true reality of the world and it's going to really mess you up because there was a time in your life when you really thought that Starship Troopers the movie was realistic.

Let that sink in while I tell you about a thirteen year old runaway in Hollywood who was convinced by a pimp that he'd make her a star, and right now she's sucking a dick thinking about how her Daddy was the only one who loved her before the car accident and now her mother only cares about her new husband, and all the while she's having a fat brown dick forced down her throat, you are sitting in a room somewhere with the sheer audacity to think a movie with space insects is a realistic deception of fascism. I hope you're a fat guy who likes eating candy bars at the gas station, because there is no other way there can be justice in the world filled with child prostitutes and sci-fi nerds who think movies with plot devices like brain bugs can be realistic.

>>5027054
>inb4 mein kampf

>>5027041
>Why aren´t you reading right now /lit/?
Literally read your post right there.

>>5019055
Born Bad by Andrew Vachss

>>5027035
>Pic related. Its William James
You are so goddamned funny.

>>5027017
>Is this a troll thread?

>>5024960
>you realize there are actual plebs who thing their English degrees mean they can explicate literature themes more aptly than others can
Haven't you seen the charts that Egdy&Derp made to explain how he's smarter than you?

>>5023977
>Does this series ever stop being pretentious, contrived, fill-in-the-blanks fantasy bullshit?
on the very last page, yes, yes it does.

>>5026726
>implying you aren't a pleb

>>4868418
>Kurt Vonnegut faked his death to be a tourist in his hometown
This sounds like something he'd do

All Atheists are Christians

>Why do you have so much anxiety about writing anon? I thought you wanted to be a writer?

>Are you worried it will be a best seller?

>Are you worried it will be yet another in a long line of failures and wastes of time?

>Do you prefer to daydream about being a writer rather than writing itself?

Repeat after me, it's all vanity.