/lit/ - Literature

>>6385906
Take a shit in a book at home, Title it "Excrement" and leave it in the library with a fake barcode.

>>6383182
You realize they call it that because it is synthesized from crocodile sperm and injected directly into the bloodstream, right?
That's why so many russians who do it have big gaping wounds.
They try to get it straight from the source. Crocodile blowjob, whoowhoo!

>>6314347
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>>6237747
'no'

>>6236403
That statement directly implies what the guy you were responding to said.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were deliberately going for irony.

>>6236901
>MEET NEW PLACES
yes

>>6236885
>hollow insults: the anon

Reading a bunch of stuff won't make you smarter or wiser it will just imprint someone elses life onto you and give you a false sense of accomplishment.
If you really want your life to have worth, even jsut on an individual and personal level, you need to experience life yourself and write your own story in who you are as a person.
The realization that you won't be able to dedicate your existence to becoming the culmination of a slew of random people should fill you with hope for who you might one day become, not sadness.

>>6235557
You should add some Balzac to that.

This is a joke, you horrible fucking prude.

>>6234385
>"I wanted badly to take off my boots and rest, and to have a warm mean"
This is from the Wheel of 4chan isn't it?
Or would that be a warm meme?

>>6033474
Don't worry. We're not on tumblr. You don't have to be concerned about "triggering" people.

>>6033435
No. no, you got it.

>>6033297
Pretty bad.

>>6032001
>a woman made of fur coat.
I like that.

>>5480983
Read the text.
It's a win/win, you cockhorse.

>>5319540
I agree with this but then I read his passage again as if it were a drunk person saying it.

>>4580513
This is a safe for work board. He can't post pictures of his penis here.

>>4580445
No "my book" is two words.
Perhaps you should have paid more attention in math class instead of writing your shitty stories.